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Whoah! If you’re looking for mindless action, THIS is the movie for you.
It’s over the top, totally extraordinary, physically impossible, but absolutely smart all at the same time.
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Clive Owen eats a lot of carrots, and values his privacy. There are many things that he absolutely hates, and he comes into contact with most of these things when he unwillingly gets eager in a station to extinguish a very pregnant young woman. Suddenly faced with a nanny job, he shoots his plot out of the frying pan and into the fire, each scenario more draw-dropping-ly impossible than the last. Paul Giamatti plays an unlikely criminal mastermind and Monica Bellucci is under-utilized as the proverbial professional with a heart of gold except she’s also got a chest of milk to go with it. Things regain political, and hopelessly complicated, and of course there’s lots and lots (and lots) of shooting, during any (and I do mean ANY) state.
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Good stuff:
1.Clive Owen
2.Clive Owen’s one-liners
3.Clive Owen’s stunts
4.The hilariously unpleasant but breathtaking, yet impossible scenarios
5.Paul Giamatti’s cell phone calls
6.The body count
7.Clive Owen’s nude scene
8.Clive Owen
Bad stuff:
1.Carrots are DEFINITELY not favorable for some people
2.Not enough Bellucci
3.Status (nuff said) but then again, we don’t need no steenkin’ plot
If you can forget that this movie professes to have a situation, you’re in for a rollicking satisfactory (but extremely violent) time. Definitely a must-see if you’re looking for mindless adult entertainment, and don’t mind looking at Clive Owen.
Rated: 4.5 stars
Amanda Richards, December 9, 2007
SHOOT ‘EM UP is well named: this is a whompingly beneficial action movie that is as considerable parody of its genre as it is a reliable myth. It never for a moment takes itself seriously and it is played by a strong cast of top-drawer actors having a terrific time. Writer/director Michael Davis has found his niche and let’s hope there will be more gloomy comedies that are as worthy fun to inspect as this one.
The memoir is negligible: lone man Smith (Clive Owen at his best) observes a pregnant woman in chased afflict, delivers her baby, then finishes off the gargantuan gang of terrible guys who are in pursuit, taking the newborn boy to transient safety. Smith finds a lactating prostitute Donna (aesthetic Monica Bellucci), takes her from her business of kinky sex and makes her the baby’s surrogate mother. A smarmy gangster Hertz (Paul Giamatti in another career forming role), connected to an illicit arms manufacturer Hammerson (Stephen McHattie), is in pursuit of both Smith and the baby for reasons that are finally disclosed: the baby is fragment of a ring of potential bone marrow donors for an vital Senator. The ending is, well, an ending. But it is the getting there that is all the fun.
The dialog is peppered with hilarious one-liners that have a sincere edge and the methods of the endless killings include several using the carrot that Smith keeps at hand as a weapon. The shootings are posthaste and impossible but actually hilarious in the choreography. Clive Owen plays the role straight, with a steady gift for humor as well as action. Paul Giamatti is a injurious delight and able to match Owens one-liner for one-liner. Monica Bellucci makes her impossible role credible and as always is sparkling to eye at! This is a expeditiously paced, finely written and acted parody - definitely deserving of the laughable book title! Grady Harp, January 08
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